Serenity

• "My ship don't crash. If it crashes, you crashed it!"
• "This is the captain, we may experience some turbulence and then... explode."
• "Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look at that."
• "Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also certain... bullets."
• "It's a real burden being right so often."
• "If anyone gets nosy, just... you know... shoot 'em... politely."
  

The Train Job

• "Ladies and men folk, we have ourselves a job."
• "Still a little whimsical in the brain pan." [to Shepherd Book about River]
• "Shouldn't you be off bringing religiousity to the fuzzy wuzzies or some such?"
• "Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose." [to Kaylee]
• "That sounds like the Alliance, unite all the planets under one rule so everyone can be interfered with or ignored equally."
• "Jayne even awake?"
• "Wash, we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."
• "Drugs are so cute."
• "Why don't we just ignore each other till we go away?"
• "I live on the edge."
  
• "I've given some thought to moving off the edge."
• "I'm guessing you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling."
  

Bushwacked

• "No one is going to hurt you. Well, anymore than we already did."
• "Reavers might take an issue with your philosophy, if they had a philosophy or they weren't busy gnawing on your intestines."
  

Shindig

Safe

Our Mrs. Reynolds

Jaynestown

Out of Gas

Ariel

War Stories

Trash

The Message

Heart of Gold

Objects in Space